I have 9 lives of experience in every topic known to man or cat. Whether you need help with love, relationships, parents, school, work, life or anything in between, just ask. I will answer.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
To Dad: on behalf of my 3,325 brothers and 2,635 sisters - Happy Father’s Day! Stay fertile!
Do what I do. Lounge in the sun and lick yourself.
“Warriors” by Erin Hunter. I was a consultant for that book. I ended up working for a few cans of tuna fish. I’m happy, sue me.
What works for me is a nice, juicy mouse. I drop them at their feet and *wham* - instant lovin’. If that doesn’t work, I just move on. There’s no need to hang around her backyard if she doesn’t care about you, I always say.
Never. I am too cool for this cone.
Yes! It’s all true, if you believe in it. What used to be called ‘magic’ is called ‘science’ nowadays. And if a cat can talk to people online, everything is possible.
Right now, I’d love to visit England. They have good fish’n’chips. Which I like, for obvious reasons. You can keep the chips.
